It’s that time again! Time to offer some of my new terms for the ever emerging USAmerican theology.
sipphony–the sound of people sipping in unison their tiny cups of Communion juice
megalobiblia–the compulsive need to carry a really BIG Bible
proleperous–Jesus’ tendency to heal lepers
loafquacious–feeding thousands of people with five loaves of bread
golfertory–a foursome made up of pastors
dazzledermatitus–when a human face shines like lightning
treeophany–climbing a tree to see Jesus
sermocide–dying as Paul preaches way too long (Acts 20:9)
theofanny–Moses seeing the “backside” of God
How about you? Do you have any new terms for us?
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