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It’s that time again! Time to offer some of my new terms for the ever emerging USAmerican theology.

sipphony–the sound of people sipping in unison their tiny cups of Communion juice

megalobiblia–the compulsive need to carry a really BIG Bible

proleperous–Jesus’ tendency to heal lepers

loafquacious–feeding thousands of people with five loaves of bread

golfertory–a foursome made up of pastors

dazzledermatitus–when a human face shines like lightning

treeophany–climbing a tree to see Jesus

sermocide–dying as Paul preaches way too long (Acts 20:9)

theofanny–Moses seeing the “backside” of God

How about you? Do you have any new terms for us?

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